Burn, burn the truth, the lies the news

chosenof_flame @ 2008-09-27T14:40:00

2008-09-27T19:24:08Z

I'm so fucking tired of this place, with the stupid curses that make me wanna talk about shit that I don't wanna talk about. I'm bored here, at least in heaven I had my soldiers to spar with. And I don't wanna spar with him because he treats me like a kid. We're the same fucking age!

Going back means that Raziel gets to harrass me about attending meetings and boring shit like that. I don't see why they get so pissed off 'cause I sent Khamael in wearing the fake Michael outfit.

And fuck this is stupid!

chosenof_flame @ 2008-08-16T12:28:00

2008-08-16T16:33:50Z

Is it so much to demand some solitude, Brother? You visited, annoyed me and now I'm going to ask you let me have some fucking peace. I fought by your side in the war, that seems like it would be enough interaction for an eternity.

The same goes to anybody who might think it's funny to annoy me today.

Fuck off or you'll be getting a quick trip Hades and that bitch Uriel.

[ooc: The Road taken - What if Michael had chosen to fall? Say hello to hell's number one petulant little bitch of a recluse.]

chosenof_flame @ 2008-07-24T15:54:00

2008-07-24T19:57:46Z

You know what? Fuck this.

I'm gonna take a nap on the roof. First person coming up after me gets a fireball to the face. Got it?

~~Raphael would love this.~~

chosenof_flame @ 2008-07-22T12:34:00

2008-07-22T19:55:17Z

Reasons why Lucifer's an asshat
1. He's got a stick up his ass the size of yggdrasil
2. He's a smug bastard
3. See above
4. Minimal amount of speaking
5. Refer to number 2
6. Prince of Darkness mean anything?
7. See number 1
8. Have I mentioned he's an asshole?

Heh. This curse ain't so bad.

[ooc: He's not actually affected, he just wanted to piss off Lucifer.]

chosenof_flame @ 2008-06-27T10:55:00

2008-06-27T14:57:04Z

Whoever's playing the annoying music, cut it out.

Some guys are tryin' to take a nap.

[ooc: He hears it, but he's as dumb as a rock.]

[Voice Post]

2008-06-21T05:42:02Z

LUCIFER!

Get your fugly naked cat off my bed!

I thought you got rid of the naked little sunovabitch!

[ooc: Fugly cat 2.0 has hijacked Michael's room. First the bed, then the world...]

chosenof_flame @ 2008-05-12T19:55:00

2008-05-13T00:02:58Z

I know not why I can no longer find my brother but that is not my true concern.

The levels of irreverence to Him is appalling, I'll grant all a chance to repent their ways and accept Him but refuse it and you will be damned.

And Lucifer, I'll extend this to you as well and to your followers.

[ooc: Say hello to holy-Mika. He actually RESPECTS authority.]

chosenof_flame @ 2008-05-03T18:08:00

2008-05-03T22:08:22Z

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What the hell is this shit? I already know who I am.

And all that shit about being loyal to Him is a load of lies.

[Voice Post]

2008-04-28T22:15:36Z

Hmph.

[Sound of crackling flames]

Anybody up for a bonfire? These fuckers make for good kindling.

[ooc: Why yes, that is Michael settling up a zombie fueled bonfire Outside the firehouse.]

[Voice Post]

2008-03-31T00:00:33Z

Where the fuck is the sword polish?! My sword isn't clean enough!

[ooc: Affected~!]

chosenof_flame @ 2008-03-08T15:06:00

2008-03-08T20:07:13Z

To anybody who ever tries touching me, I will stab you, set your remains on fire and then spit on the ashes.

I'll do worse to whoever calls me cute next.

chosenof_flame @ 2008-02-17T17:33:00

2008-02-17T22:39:32Z

BELIAL YOU SON OF A BITCH! AFTER FIVE YEARS OF MARRIAGE, THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?! I SAW YOU WITH THE GARDENER! AND THE CHEF!

AFTER ALL THE THINGS I DID FOR YOU, TOO! ALL THOSE KINKY THINGS I ALWAYS SWORE I'D NEVER DO, I DID FOR YOU! I WANT A DIVORCE! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE CATHOLIC AND GOD DOESN'T APPROVE!

And guess what else you son of a bitch! I'm pregnant!

[ooc: Married to Belial and head maid. Be afraid, be very afraid. And Michael's the wife, btw.]

[Voice Post]

2008-02-10T03:32:36Z

[Sound of a body dropping to the floor and then a pleased snort.]

Hah, stupid fuckin' humans. You actually think you can kill me?

Bring it on!

[/Voice Post]

[ooc: A challenge to anybody who wants to try and take Mika on? But be warned, he'll be a tough cookie to take.]

chosenof_flame @ 2008-01-14T19:10:00

2008-01-15T00:12:00Z

NOT FUNNY CITY!

I.

WANT.

MY.

PANTS!!!

[ooc: Not too hard to figure out what happened, right? All he's got is a rather flimsy cotton loincloth.]

chosenof_flame @ 2008-01-04T22:50:00

2008-01-05T03:52:47Z

If it ain't my fucking Merkabah I ain't getting on it. Next freaky alien shit to ask to to 'take a tour' is gonna get stabbed. Fuck their goodwill.

chosenof_flame @ 2008-01-02T15:15:00

2008-01-02T20:18:02Z

Gonna say this now, just in case. I didn't blow up the fucking building. ~~Wouldn't have been contained if I'd done it anyways.~~

But who gives a shit? It's just a fucking building.

[Voice Post]

2007-12-21T03:13:45Z

Someone. Get rid of her now. Shut her up or something!

Michael-sama! Please, listen to me-

I told you to be quiet! Go follow Lucifer around, don't haunt me!

[ooc: Guess who got Baru~ She was his and Lucifer's attendant but betrayed him when she protected Lucifer and joined the Satan's. Needless to say... still a sore subject.]

chosenof_flame @ 2007-12-18T19:02:00

2007-12-19T00:04:47Z

This is getting really fucking old.

I thought we got rid of the little rapist already and he shows up again?

Lets just kill the fucker and then but a ward on him so I can get back to my nap.

[ooc: Go add Sandalphon please~]

chosenof_flame @ 2007-12-07T18:20:00

2007-12-07T23:25:01Z

This city is full of corruption, as a son of our father I can't allow this to go on. Something must be done to rectify this problem or else there will be no hope of salvation.

Brother, I will speak with you soon. You have a chance to repent, you should take it.

[ooc: Every trace of badass is gone. Consider Mika a proper angel for the day, complete with the praising of god's name.]

[Video Post]

2007-12-01T21:59:48Z

[Michael is sitting on the roof of the firehouse, his back to the camera with his wings unfurled. He's leaning out over the edge of the roof and suddenly summons a fireball into his hand that he tosses off the edge of the roof. A plume of smoke drifts upwards.]

Haha! Stupid fuckers still don't stop coming!

[ooc: Guess who's been playing 'Set the zombie on fire'?]

chosenof_flame @ 2007-11-29T16:07:00

2007-11-29T21:08:08Z

This ain't my fault, this time anyways.

chosenof_flame @ 2007-11-27T18:40:00

2007-11-27T23:43:30Z

M

The fuck is this?

[ooc : M is for Massacre. Which is what he did to his men.]

[Voice Post]

2007-11-11T06:57:40Z

This isn't my fucking battlefield. But that doesn't matter for shit!

LUCIFER! Show yourself! I can feel your astral energy and you're not going to escape this battle!

~~You're gonna tell me why you betrayed heaven!~~

[ooc: He's from during the first big war of heaven and earth. He'll be hunting down big brother now.]

chosenof_flame @ 2007-11-03T23:43:00

2007-11-04T03:56:01Z

What the fuck?! Don't fucking touch me, any of you!

And whichever one of you mentioned me sleeping with Lucifer, Raphael or Jibril is gonna fucking get it!

chosenof_flame @ 2007-10-24T18:16:00

2007-10-24T22:19:09Z

Yeah, I think I was taking a nap when this shit happened in Assiah.

Raphael, wake me up when humans aren't being such god worshipping fucking retards.