I know not why I can no longer find my brother but that is not my true concern.

The levels of irreverence to Him is appalling, I'll grant all a chance to repent their ways and accept Him but refuse it and you will be damned.

And Lucifer, I'll extend this to you as well and to your followers.

[ooc: Say hello to holy-Mika. He actually RESPECTS authority.]

What the hell is this shit? I already know who I am.

And all that shit about being loyal to Him is a load of lies.

Hmph.

[Sound of crackling flames]

Anybody up for a bonfire? These fuckers make for good kindling.

[ooc: Why yes, that is Michael settling up a zombie fueled bonfire Outside the firehouse.]

Where the fuck is the sword polish?! My sword isn't clean enough!

[ooc: Affected~!]

To anybody who ever tries touching me, I will stab you, set your remains on fire and then spit on the ashes.

I'll do worse to whoever calls me cute next.

BELIAL YOU SON OF A BITCH! AFTER FIVE YEARS OF MARRIAGE, THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?! I SAW YOU WITH THE GARDENER! AND THE CHEF!

AFTER ALL THE THINGS I DID FOR YOU, TOO! ALL THOSE KINKY THINGS I ALWAYS SWORE I'D NEVER DO, I DID FOR YOU! I WANT A DIVORCE! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE CATHOLIC AND GOD DOESN'T APPROVE!

And guess what else you son of a bitch! I'm pregnant!

[ooc: Married to Belial and head maid. Be afraid, be very afraid. And Michael's the wife, btw.]

[Sound of a body dropping to the floor and then a pleased snort.]

Hah, stupid fuckin' humans. You actually think you can kill me?

Bring it on!

[/Voice Post]

[ooc: A challenge to anybody who wants to try and take Mika on? But be warned, he'll be a tough cookie to take.]

 NOT FUNNY CITY!

I.

WANT.

MY.

PANTS!!!

[ooc:  Not too hard to figure out what happened, right? All he's got is a rather flimsy cotton loincloth.]

If it ain't my fucking Merkabah I ain't getting on it. Next freaky alien shit to ask to to 'take a tour' is gonna get stabbed. Fuck their goodwill.

Gonna say this now, just in case. I didn't blow up the fucking building. Wouldn't have been contained if I'd done it anyways.

But who gives a shit? It's just a fucking building.

Someone. Get rid of her now. Shut her up or something!

Michael-sama! Please, listen to me-

I told you to be quiet! Go follow Lucifer around, don't haunt me!

[ooc: Guess who got Baru~ She was his and Lucifer's attendant but betrayed him when she protected Lucifer and joined the Satan's. Needless to say... still a sore subject.]

This city is full of corruption, as a son of our father I can't allow this to go on. Something must be done to rectify this problem or else there will be no hope of salvation.

Brother, I will speak with you soon. You have a chance to repent, you should take it.

[ooc: Every trace of badass is gone. Consider Mika a proper angel for the day, complete with the praising of god's name.]

[Michael is sitting on the roof of the firehouse, his back to the camera with his wings unfurled. He's leaning out over the edge of the roof and suddenly summons a fireball into his hand that he tosses off the edge of the roof. A plume of smoke drifts upwards.]

Haha! Stupid fuckers still don't stop coming!

[ooc: Guess who's been playing 'Set the zombie on fire'?]

This ain't my fault, this time anyways.

M

The fuck is this?

[ooc : M is for Massacre. Which is what he did to his men.]

This isn't my fucking battlefield. But that doesn't matter for shit!

LUCIFER! Show yourself! I can feel your astral energy and you're not going to escape this battle!

You're gonna tell me why you betrayed heaven!

[ooc: He's from during the first big war of heaven and earth. He'll be hunting down big brother now.]

Yeah, I think I was taking a nap when this shit happened in Assiah.

Raphael, wake me up when humans aren't being such god worshipping fucking retards.

Thank god that fucking ordeal over.

Human arms taste like shit.

[ooc: Why yes, Mika did sample the human arm that happened to be lying around.]