I'm so fucking tired of this place, with the stupid curses that make me wanna talk about shit that I don't wanna talk about. I'm bored here, at least in heaven I had my soldiers to spar with. And I don't wanna spar with him because he treats me like a kid. We're the same fucking age!

Going back means that Raziel gets to harrass me about attending meetings and boring shit like that. I don't see why they get so pissed off 'cause I sent Khamael in wearing the fake Michael outfit.

And fuck this is stupid!

Blood like this ain't new.

If this's supposed t'freak me out it ain't fucking working.

[ooc: Hit liek whoa. Former geberal of heaven = loooots of killing]

Storm clouds.

Real funny.

This is fucking stupid.

Is it so much to demand some solitude, Brother? You visited, annoyed me and now I'm going to ask you let me have some fucking peace. I fought by your side in the war, that seems like it would be enough interaction for an eternity.

The same goes to anybody who might think it's funny to annoy me today.

Fuck off or you'll be getting a quick trip Hades and that bitch Uriel.

[ooc: The Road taken - What if Michael had chosen to fall? Say hello to hell's number one petulant little bitch of a recluse.]

You know what? Fuck this.

I'm gonna take a nap on the roof. First person coming up after me gets a fireball to the face. Got it?

Raphael would love this.

Reasons why Lucifer's an asshat
1. He's got a stick up his ass the size of yggdrasil
2. He's a smug bastard
3. See above
4. Minimal amount of speaking
5. Refer to number 2
6. Prince of Darkness mean anything?
7. See number 1
8. Have I mentioned he's an asshole?

Heh. This curse ain't so bad.

[ooc: He's not actually affected, he just wanted to piss off Lucifer.]

Whoever's playing the annoying music, cut it out.

Some guys are tryin' to take a nap.

[ooc: He hears it, but he's as dumb as a rock.]

LUCIFER!

Get your fugly naked cat off my bed!

I thought you got rid of the naked little sunovabitch!

[ooc: Fugly cat 2.0 has hijacked Michael's room. First the bed, then the world...]

I know not why I can no longer find my brother but that is not my true concern.

The levels of irreverence to Him is appalling, I'll grant all a chance to repent their ways and accept Him but refuse it and you will be damned.

And Lucifer, I'll extend this to you as well and to your followers.

[ooc: Say hello to holy-Mika. He actually RESPECTS authority.]

What the hell is this shit? I already know who I am.

And all that shit about being loyal to Him is a load of lies.

Hmph.

[Sound of crackling flames]

Anybody up for a bonfire? These fuckers make for good kindling.

[ooc: Why yes, that is Michael settling up a zombie fueled bonfire Outside the firehouse.]

Where the fuck is the sword polish?! My sword isn't clean enough!

[ooc: Affected~!]

To anybody who ever tries touching me, I will stab you, set your remains on fire and then spit on the ashes.

I'll do worse to whoever calls me cute next.

BELIAL YOU SON OF A BITCH! AFTER FIVE YEARS OF MARRIAGE, THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?! I SAW YOU WITH THE GARDENER! AND THE CHEF!

AFTER ALL THE THINGS I DID FOR YOU, TOO! ALL THOSE KINKY THINGS I ALWAYS SWORE I'D NEVER DO, I DID FOR YOU! I WANT A DIVORCE! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE CATHOLIC AND GOD DOESN'T APPROVE!

And guess what else you son of a bitch! I'm pregnant!

[ooc: Married to Belial and head maid. Be afraid, be very afraid. And Michael's the wife, btw.]

[Sound of a body dropping to the floor and then a pleased snort.]

Hah, stupid fuckin' humans. You actually think you can kill me?

Bring it on!

[/Voice Post]

[ooc: A challenge to anybody who wants to try and take Mika on? But be warned, he'll be a tough cookie to take.]

 NOT FUNNY CITY!

I.

WANT.

MY.

PANTS!!!

[ooc:  Not too hard to figure out what happened, right? All he's got is a rather flimsy cotton loincloth.]

If it ain't my fucking Merkabah I ain't getting on it. Next freaky alien shit to ask to to 'take a tour' is gonna get stabbed. Fuck their goodwill.

Gonna say this now, just in case. I didn't blow up the fucking building. Wouldn't have been contained if I'd done it anyways.

But who gives a shit? It's just a fucking building.

Someone. Get rid of her now. Shut her up or something!

Michael-sama! Please, listen to me-

I told you to be quiet! Go follow Lucifer around, don't haunt me!

[ooc: Guess who got Baru~ She was his and Lucifer's attendant but betrayed him when she protected Lucifer and joined the Satan's. Needless to say... still a sore subject.]